The Longest Story
The man who had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (fear of long words) was having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (a made-up word meaning fantastic, popularized by Mary Poppins) day until his doctor diagnosed him with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (the longest word in English, a lung disease caused by breathing in very fine volcanic or silica dust).When his doctor said the very long word, he was not feeling very eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (a humorous/silly word meaning good or fine).Then his doctor went on to tell him that the man had pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (a disorder that resembles hypoparathyroidism but is not exactly the same). At this point the man was feeling very floccinaucinihilipilification (the act of considering something as worthless) about the whole situation when none other than the devil appeared before him. The devil was wearing a leather jacket that said 666 on it. It was at this moment that the man realized that he had hexakosi...