Nik's Musings

  The man who had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (fear of long words) was having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (a made-up word meaning fantastic, popularized by Mary Poppins) day until his doctor diagnosed him with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (the longest word in English, a lung disease caused by breathing in very fine volcanic or silica dust).When his doctor said the very long word, he was not feeling very eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (a humorous/silly word meaning good or fine).Then his doctor went on to tell him that the man had pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (a disorder that resembles hypoparathyroidism but is not exactly the same). At this point the man was feeling very floccinaucinihilipilification (the act of considering something as worthless) about the whole situation when none other than the devil appeared before him. The devil was wearing a leather jacket that said 666 on it. It was at this moment that the man realized that he had hexakosi...

A haiku is a poem that consists of 3 lines which follows the syllabic pattern of 5 - 7 - 5.   FYI - A syllable is the  sound of the vowel. Example of haiku - Winter is so cold, While summer is pretty hot, As spring has a breeze.

  There was once a boy named Liaster who had a big disaster that started when he went into the sky to eat a big pie that exploded to start the disaster !

                                                                         World emoji day                                                                                                           ...

  Avacado Avacado Avacado Avacado are you sour Avacado Avacado are you sweet Avacado Avacado are you salty Avacado Avacado are you bitter You can be a little sour but way to less You can be very sweet but way to much You can be salty but just a pinch You dare be bitter or I may litter Avacado Avacado are you sour Avacado Avacado are you sweet Avacado Avacado are you salty Avacado Avacado are you bitter I can make cake out of sweet and sour I can make juice out of salt and bitter Avacado Avacado are you sour Avacado Avacado are you sweet Avacado Avacado are you salty Avacado Avacado are you bitter You can be a little sour but way to less You can be very sweet but way to much I can make cake out sweet and sour You can be salty but just a pinch You dare be bitter or I may litter I can make juice out of salt and bitter Avacado Avacado are you sour Avacado Avacado are you sweet Avacado Avacado are you salty Avacado Avacado are you bitter This is the last time I will eat you Thank you